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T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Young Elvis

Magician Playing Golf.

War and Peace GIF

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

Forrest Gander

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Goblin.

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Rashida Jones

It had to be you!

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

Two sea otters with smartphones

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

Santa's workshop.

"Welcome Ruth!"

The Beggars' Opera Burlesqued.

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."