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Leo Tolstoy

'The book will probably last you longer than the library.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Lord of the Rings IV.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

War and Peace GIF

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

The Landlord Of The Rings

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

Crime - Punishment

Australasia.

The Moe Howard Installation

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

Sauron's Sore Eye

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Bird on stilts.

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

"He never talks about it..."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Virginia Woolf.

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

Gord of the Rings

Look, Mr. Frodo--a plot device!

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"