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"Oh, I forgot to tell you: I was adopted."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

The experienced backpacker.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Steeroids

Leo Tolstoy

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

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