Toe-tickling Pun Lover Pillows

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Think about the honey."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

The Bonvoy Age...

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

How to survive the coming crash.

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.