Toe-tickling Pun Lover Pillows

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

I came, I saw, I partied!

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."

The Bonvoy Age...

Larry's Literary Market.

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"