Toddler Trendsetter Gifts

'Nappies are so last year.'

Haircuts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Baby rocks!

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I want one of those!"

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Obnox.com.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'