Toddler Trendsetter Mugs

'Nappies are so last year.'

Haircuts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Baby rocks!

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Obnox.com.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Dragons were never out of style."