Trendy Toddler Gifts

Very funny. Now move your cap and mask front-forward.

Haircuts

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Baby rocks!

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Can I get you another coffee?

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Back To School Supplies.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Fashionista

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'