Tiny Trendsetter Gifts

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I want one of those!"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Haircuts

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Baby rocks!

Musical notes bubble gum.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Do you like my bling?

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'