Tiny Trendsetter Gifts

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I want one of those!"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Haircuts

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

Mac OS 20

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Baby rocks!

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Do you like my bling?

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Design Artiste