Toddler Talk Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Proud mums.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'My god, he's insane.'

'She has great communication skills.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"He sent his first text today."

Father's Day

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"Table for two and a half?"

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"Your din-din is in tintin."

Word up!

'Oh yeah? Well my dad bailed out your dad.'

"That's my new baby brother. He's a floor model."

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."