Toddler Talk Cheerleader T-Shirts

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Go team!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"What are you in for?"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"I mean, he does have a point."

Starfish doing the wave.

"All right. Time to grow up."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

Right little madam.

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

"But the legacy I'd truly like to leave is creating music that future generations will use to sedate overstimulated toddlers."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Try verbalizing it."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.