Toddler Talk Enthusiast Mugs

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Proud mums.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'My god, he's insane.'

'She has great communication skills.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

I think she's about to say her first word!

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"He sent his first text today."

Father's Day

"Table for two and a half?"

Word up!

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"Your din-din is in tintin."

'Oh yeah? Well my dad bailed out your dad.'