Toddler Tales Fan Gifts

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Circus trousers

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'She has great communication skills.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'You just grew three inches.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

'I just can't figure it out.'

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

Basketball team toilets.

'I just don't get the point of this game.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'