Toddler Mess Navigators Pillows

Oops.

Child driving a toy car

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

A Preschool of Fish

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

Pigeon Memos

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Cr�che Seige

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

My wife had quads

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Well he smells like his father."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

Baby Do Something.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

"Land ahoy!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"