Toddler Mess Navigators Gifts

Oops.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Child driving a toy car

A Preschool of Fish

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Pigeon Memos

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Cr�che Seige

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

My wife had quads

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

"Well he smells like his father."

Baby Do Something.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Land ahoy!"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"