Messy Kitchen Navigator Gifts

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

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"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"You have arrived at your destination."

Pigeon Memos

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Oops.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

Sat Nav - Directions Through The House.

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

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Car navigation

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Detour Sign

'Something moved!'

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"