Kitchen Calamity Navigator Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for someone who embraces kitchen chaos? Our collection celebrates the culinary misadventures with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for the home cook who loves a good laugh amidst the mess.

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"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender." mockup

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

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How to correctly estimate cooking time mockup

How to correctly estimate cooking time

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Roasted

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.' mockup

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

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A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill. mockup

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

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'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.' mockup

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

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"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline." mockup

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

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"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper." mockup

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

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To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered. mockup

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

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"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!" mockup

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

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"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?" mockup

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

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'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...' mockup

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

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Landslide Hazard

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..." mockup

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

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Dave's How to Puke Book.

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'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.' mockup

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother. mockup

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

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Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets! mockup

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

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"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it." mockup

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

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'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?' mockup

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

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'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.' mockup

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

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'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes." mockup

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

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All sizzle and no roast

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'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!' mockup

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

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"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?" mockup

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

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'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.' mockup

'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

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'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!' mockup

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

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'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.'

'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.' mockup

'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.'

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'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.' mockup

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

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Kitchen Calamity Navigator Gifts Collection

Kitchen Calamity Navigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the kitchen chaos navigator and add a dash of humor to their morning routine.

Kitchen Calamity Navigator Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring kitchen chaos themes — a humorous touch for their cozy space.

Kitchen Calamity Navigator Prints

Browse prints that celebrate the joyful mess of cooking with witty, artistic designs to brighten up their kitchen or dining area.

Kitchen Calamity Navigator T-Shirts

Find humorous t-shirts perfect for the kitchen calamity fan who loves to wear their culinary enthusiasm with pride.