Toddler Care Gifts

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A young Don King

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Swan Fairy Tales

Pool attached to child's bed.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"The first one's just a warning."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"