Raising Toddlers Gifts

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Stroller Cellphone

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

"He likes it."

Swan Fairy Tales

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"At least she's reading."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"Act your birth order!"