Toddler Book Baron Gifts

Small child checks out a book.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

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The Curious George pop-down book

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Beware of chesire dog.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Here's Waldo

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Mr. Rabbit

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'