Tobogganing Gifts

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Man sledging on his stomach.

Toboggan of the Grim Reaper

Bacchus.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Headshot of perky dog.

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

It's another toga party

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Grecian blonde

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"Tag...you're it!"

'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'

Handshakes.

"You're early."

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