Toasting Marshmallows Gifts

Optimist in Hell.

Beware Electric Fence.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Harsh Mellows.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'Absent friends!'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Toast'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Friends and champagne

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

The Sacrificial Peep