Toasting Marshmallows Gifts

Optimist in Hell.

Beware Electric Fence.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Harsh Mellows.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Prosecco

'The Torch Holder'.

'Absent friends!'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Toast'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Marshmallow Roast

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Friends and champagne

"First beach?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Zombie scout issues