To-do List Tactician Gifts

To do before Saturday...

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Building business relations.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Use of Cavalry

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop putting things off.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"See you in the morning."

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'