Title Picketer Gifts

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Wilfried Zaha

George Best

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

'I'm appointing myself Vice-President... I need the money.'

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

The spanish coronation

Connor Wickham

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

Jack Grealish

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

Receptionologist

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

A goalie

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

'It so happens, I think of myself as a C.E.O. first, then as a human being!'

Antoine Griezmann

'Don't let my title fool you.'

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

Footballers - Steve Mcmanaman