Title Picketer Gifts

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

The stilt walkers union on strike

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

'I'm appointing myself Vice-President... I need the money.'

Connor Wickham

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

Jack Grealish

Receptionologist

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

'It so happens, I think of myself as a C.E.O. first, then as a human being!'

A goalie

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

'Don't let my title fool you.'

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

Football