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'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'You shouldn't have.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

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Naming that Impala

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

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"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

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'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''