Tithing Gifts

"I was comped."

"Will we have access to this money in the afterlife?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Cry babies.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Counting dollars

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

IRS Audit Section