Tithing Prints

"I was comped."

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"Will we have access to this money in the afterlife?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Cry babies.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

IRS Audit Section

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."