Tithing Reimaginer Prints

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Alice in Badassland

"I was comped."

Under New Management.

Wolf in bed.

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Nobility Scooter

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

"Will we have access to this money in the afterlife?"

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."