Tired Talker Pillows

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"First break since 2008."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

We're polishing our brand.

Bin Inspector

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"I miss the old days."