Chatter-weary Traveler Pillows

"Yes, I'm usually sat next to some jabbering idiot for eight hours!"

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Ryanair refunds

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"I hate travel."

Babel Construction Co.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I tho tired."

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"I think you're in the wrong line. You've always got something to say."

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

Basic Economy

"Oh no, even more misery"

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs