Chatter-weary Traveler T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm usually sat next to some jabbering idiot for eight hours!"

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Babel Construction Co.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"I tho tired."

"I think you're in the wrong line. You've always got something to say."

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

"Oh no, even more misery"

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."