Tired Talker T-Shirts

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"First break since 2008."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

We're polishing our brand.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Did you order takeout?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.