Tired Professional Pillows

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"First break since 2008."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

"Please hold my calls."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'