Tech-tired Worker Pillows

"I miss the old days."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Working hours.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"A watched file never loads..."

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"You new guys should fit in working here."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

'I was downsized. My job is now being performed by my boss's smart phone.'

Stressed Office Junior

"I'd be happy if I got half the attention and was half as clever as my kids' smartphones."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."

A bee staring at a computer screen image of a flower

Robot News: best places to work

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'