Tech-tired Worker Pillows

"I miss the old days."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Working hours.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"A watched file never loads..."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

SF NO

Musk's Twitter

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"You new guys should fit in working here."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

'I was downsized. My job is now being performed by my boss's smart phone.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Stressed Office Junior

"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."

A bee staring at a computer screen image of a flower

Robot News: best places to work

"I'd be happy if I got half the attention and was half as clever as my kids' smartphones."