Tired Squad Pillows

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Teamwork!

"First break since 2008."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

That's my daughter, Alayna

'Let's get this party started!'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"I miss the old days."

"I'm really behind on all my living."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"It turns out your problem is not chronic fatigue. You're just dog tired."

'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'

"I tho tired."

'We're both dog-tired.'

"I can't believe I've just had to waste three days going on that training."

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

'He's a tortured genius - I make damned sure of that.'

"My parents never talk to me about S-E-X – all the talk about is S-A-Ts."

M.D. You feel like you've been burning the candle at both ends? I feel like I've been sticking it in the microwave.

"...I don't know what they mean about us changing all social workers' terms and conditions?...we're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

Now, dear, he's not bad, he's just overtired.

"So no more zoom meetings. I take it."