Tired Face Masters Pillows

'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"First break since 2008."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Let's get this party started!'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"Why, doctor Sims. I almost didn't recognize you without your mask on."

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

"It turns out your problem is not chronic fatigue. You're just dog tired."

Beware of poker-playing dog

Putting in some Facetime

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"This is about all I have in your price range."

"Rudolph, you have been the team leader for a long time, but you must understand that by insisting on using a mask this year, you are hiding your competitive advantage."

'We're both dog-tired.'

Woman playing piano with her feet.

Covid Shiva

"So that's your resting face."

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"I must warn you I have very good hand which includes at least five aces. I am not bluffing."

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

'Okay. . . Ready? 1, 2, 3 . . . 'Rock'!'