Tip Culture Analyst Gifts

"Hang on hun. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

Rude Americans.

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

"That was classic me."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

'Due to the recent 'fire' incident, you'll no longer be carrying the torch for this company.'

'Apparently many companies experience problems including: a lack of direction, poor accountability, lack of respect among members, pushing personal agendas, poor communication ...'

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'