Tipping Culture Critic Gifts

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

Wifi in Hell

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Hipsters"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

German School

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Nick Cave

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"