Tio Gifts

"Your Tio Eddie was quite the crooner! He'd be the greatest singer alive today. If he was alive...and could sing."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

British savings accounts

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Lynching on social media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'How fast can you hype?'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

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