Adventurous Tiptoer Gifts

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

The next fast train has gone.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Fight or flight?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"