Tail-wagger In A Tie Gifts

'The days of rewarding me with mere pats on the head are over.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Pet Entertainers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Headshot of perky dog.

'He's barking mad!'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"No, I did not sniff you!"