Tiny Tooth Conqueror Gifts

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Art Theft

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Missing Sock

To do list

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"