Tiny Tooth Conqueror Prints

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Art Theft

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Missing Sock

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

To do list

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."