Rock Face Conqueror Prints

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Mountain climber error.

'Bless You.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

Speleologist

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Nose Spray.

'Blow your nose again,Hank. You're calling in some geese.'