Tiny Tooth Warrior Gifts

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Martial Arts

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"What are you growing?"

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'Bon Bons Away!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Fencing Lessons

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"It's weeder's elbow."