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Small child checks out a book.

Director/Action Man toy.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Charles Dickens

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

One book... One book... One book...

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Edgar Wallace.

"You order the microbrew?"

"Which free tote goes best?"

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

Mikhail Sholokhov