'To be honest, that's all most people read.'
Truncated Tome Collector T-Shirts
Celebrate the charm of unfinished tales with t-shirts designed for the truncated tome collector. Stylish, witty, and full of literary humor—perfect for showcasing their passion for stories that leave you wanting more.
Director/Action Man toy.
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
Rare Books
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.
'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'
King Kongs first christmas
"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"
"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."
"I think I'll keep a diary..."
'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'
"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"
Stealing thoughts.
'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'
Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.
'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'
Small child checks out a book.
"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."
'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'
'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'
'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'
One book... One book... One book...
"Which free tote goes best?"
"You order the microbrew?"
Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.
'I've been knocking for ages!'
Edgar Wallace.
'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'
"How many is too many?"
A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"
Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.
Mikhail Sholokhov
A frog catches an insect truck.
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