Timid Tome Handler T-Shirts

"The classics can be so intimidating."

Rare Books

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Small child checks out a book.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"She does this when she's tired."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"So...what are you in for?"

One book... One book... One book...

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Librarian.

Subway Library

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'He micromanages all our trades.'

"My turn."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

'No need to call me Mr. Bigge, T. M. We're all on a first and second initial basis around here.'

'He was the shyest sitter I ever painted...'

Mounting a Horse

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

"Hello mate, hows' things's! I havent seen you in year's?"

Librarian/Book Whisperer

The three wise men of Thanksgiving

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'

"For goodness sake, the water is not that cold: get in!"