Tiny Tailor Pillows

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Dressed for Success!

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The Hobby Store

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Baby Playing Violin

At the suit makers

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I'll take it!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

The Dandy

Meet Santa's entourage

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'