Tiny Tailor Mugs

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Dressed for Success!

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

The Hobby Store

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Baby Playing Violin

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

At the suit makers

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Dandy

Meet Santa's entourage