Home Tailor Mugs

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dressed for Success!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Arts and crafts

At the suit makers

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I'll take it!'

Bobbies library of jeans

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Penguin suit fitting.

The Dandy

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Tuck Shop

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"