Home Tailor Mugs

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dressed for Success!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

At the suit makers

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Arts and crafts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'I'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Dandy

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"